The voice of Shark Wahlberg offers a hilarious impersonation of the actor/former rapper’s Southie accent. As the shark swims through the ocean, he tells us about the creatures who share the ocean with him. He doles out wisdom on the dangers of eating tuna, reminding us that Jeremy Piven once got mercury poisoning, and when he sees a seal, he remarks “he married Heidi Klum — I’d hit that.”
We also get a brief biography: Not only does Shark Wahlberg reveal that he was the star of “Boogie Sharks,” we also find out he doesn’t appreciate being called Sharky Shark, and he plays golf and eats stingrays for fun. Along the way, he even comes across humans making a shark documentary. “They said they want to tag me,” he says. “You can’t tag me; I’m not on Facebook.”
The video ties in perfectly with Shark Week and is so entertaining that we wish that Shark Wahlberg got seven days’ worth of videos too. We can keep hoping, but regardless, there is plenty of other Animation Domination High-Def content to occupy our time. According to its YouTube page, the Fox-owned company airs cartoons on FXX, as well as “all over the Internet all the time for people that don’t have time to wait for their TV.”
Shark Week is now officially in full force, so happy hunting.
