Microsoft's bringing the Surface Pro to Japan. Not only will it have Office 2013 and Windows 8 Pro, but it'll be available with a whopping 256GB of storage.
A Stormtrooper cosplayer walks into a train station in Japan right around the same time an anonymous tweeter threatened mass murder at that very station.
Microsoft has never quite given up on the Japanese market despite years of failure, and it's giving the Xbox 360 one more marketing push before rolling out the Next Xbox.